Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

Slacker Dino Rado, and his uptight partner, Steven Scheere made a bad investment. They borrowed money to fund a "B" movie that flopped big time and now the Jamaican Mob wants it's money back. As a last resort they steal and idea from a screenplay to cast unsuspecting actors to pull off a real heist. Their plan is flawless, until they put it into action. Dino and Steven didn't plan on getting shot at, beat up, and even worse, falling in love.

Six people are brought together at the funeral of a childhood friend. While settling the estate, they discover a map, which leads them on a search for a long forgotten time capsule, at the request of their dead friend. What they discover reawakens repressed childhood traumas and leads them on a journey through their long abandoned childhood home: a home with a terrible secret and a mysterious dead girl who will lead them to their strange fates.